I Secretly Want a Makeover (Don’t Tell the Pack)
Old dogs, new tricks? Nah, just a fresh coat. Nearing my late 50s, I’ve got this itch—a makeover, not the frenzied world’s kind. Something to shake the dust off. Work’s 90% women—young me got smiles, now they try. A sharper look might help us all. Am I overthinking? What’s your itch when the mirror barks?